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Crap About Me: The Novel: The Movie

Tue Jan 27, 2009, 1:05 PM
  • Mood: Spidey Sense
  • Listening to: Passenger - Night Vision Binoculars
  • Reading: Outliers, by Malcolm Gladwell
  • Playing: Animal Crossing: City Folk
  • Eating: Starbursts
  • Drinking: Coffee
I was tagged by :icongreen-bacon: so by Internet Law I must do this.

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person should post 8 facts about himself/herself.
3. Each tagged person should write a journal/blog about these facts.
4. At the end, tag some people.

1. I have an extra tooth. This has thrown off every dentist I've ever had, and every x-ray I've ever had has resulted in a crowd of dental technicians gathering around, exclaiming, "Holy shit, look at this!" Yay, mutations!

2. Gangster Machine Gun Kelly was my grandma's cousin, which means I've had a relative that served time in Alcatraz.

3. I've returned to school this spring to pursue a degree in graphic design. Previously, I worked as a software engineer for the past five years, but found the career as rewarding as having a baseball bat taken to my nutsack on a daily basis.

4. I have two sisters, two step-sisters, and a half-brother. My brother is 17 years younger than I am.

5. I started drinking coffee when I was six years old. I was at my dad's office and wanted something to drink, so he poured me a cup, heavily laden with sugar and milk. I've been hooked ever since, although I now drink it black. I'm also 6'1", so I guess the whole "stunt your growth" thing is a croc of crap.

6. I've wanted to be a cartoonist/animator ever since I saw The Secret of NIMH in 1982. Mrs. Brisby Porn makes me want to spit nails, but so does furry porn in general.

7. In second grade, I faked sick for two days so that I could beat Super Mario 2. From then on out, I made sure to always use up all of my sick days when I was still in public school, sick or no. Perfect attendance is for suckers.

8. I have a bad habit of buying books and then never reading them. I've also done this with video games: I bought Resident Evil 4 three years ago and have yet to open it.

For this, I tag :iconwisdoms-pearl07:, :iconnishi:, and :iconmagical---trevor:
If you do not do this, a plague of midgets will infest your pantry and spend all day making crappy Oreo knockoffs that taste like crap.

BUT WAIT! DERE'S MOAH!! I was also tagged by :iconwisdoms-pearl07:

A QUESTIONARE ABOUT ME:

1. Favorite flower?

Roses. Possibly orchids.

2. Favorite Movies?

Office Space, Ratatouille, Secret of NIMH, Jackass 2, Clerks, Lost in Translation

3. Favorite Color?

Black or Yellow. Yes, I know its a weird pair.

4. Favorite Photo?

That one of the guy taking it to the nuts.

4. First movie you ever saw?

In the theater? E.T.

5. Top 5 Favorite Actors?

Tom Hanks, Will Farrel, Ron Livingston, Seth Rogan, Morgan Freeman

6. Top 5 favorite actresses?

Kate Hudson, Kathy Bates, Anna Farris, Jennifer Anniston, Uma Thurmon

7. Favorite Directors?

Steven Spielberg, Charlie Kaufman, Mike Judge, Stanley Kubrick

8. Favorite Website?

Its a tie between LiveJournal and Tegaki.

9. A favorite deviation of yours?

Either this, this, this or this. It depends on what criteria we're using for "favorite".

10. Some people on DA who you tag to do this:

:icongreen-bacon: :iconmagical---trevor: :iconaku-ryu: :iconsi-hu: :icone-gads: :iconhi3ei: and YOU - YES, YOU.

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:iconsplatterpus:
"In second grade, I faked sick for two days so that I could beat Super Mario 2."

I laughed. My mother used to let me leave school early to go see the Harry Potter films on opening day, because she hated crowds. C:

Wait, there's Mrs. Brisyb por-? WELL OF COURSE THERE IS.
:iconcaffeinerabbit:
Rule 34, Devvy. Rule 34. Nothing is more depressing than seeing your childhood heroine being sexually violated.

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"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer is a beer engineer" -- Dr. Worm
:iconaku-ryu:
black

and yellow


are the best okay





WHY AM I TAGGED I NEVER DO THINGS

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These smart arms.
:iconcaffeinerabbit:
I TAG BECAUSE I CARE.

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"A shark on whiskey is mighty risky. A shark on beer is a beer engineer" -- Dr. Worm

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